But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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