What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
