What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I am spending my child support on dildos
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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