Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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