Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I think I just sharted jello shots
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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