Pappa wants mamma naked
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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