The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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