nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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