Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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