Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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