at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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