See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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