your parents love me but you hate me
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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