whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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