But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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