It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize