Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
My feet surprised me
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