Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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