Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Randomize
