her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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