Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Randomize
