you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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