it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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