so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
