i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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