It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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