tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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