Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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