rhymes with "ouble enetration"
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
don't judge my taste in strippers
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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