And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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