that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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