I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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