Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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