Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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