is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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