She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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