haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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