Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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