I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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