eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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