Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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