when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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