I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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