I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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