Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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