***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Oh god it's open bar.
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