Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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