When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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