yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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