Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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