he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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