You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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