but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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