i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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