I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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