they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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