we're blogging at a bar
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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